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The quickest way to Fail at Anything

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Sometimes to find the way forward it’s easier to read up on what-not-to-do rather than pouring over endless lists of ‘How to’s’, ‘You should’s’ and Guides that tell you how to ‘Stop Procrastinating’ ‘Get Motivated’.

So here it is – the list that defines the Quickest way to Fail at Anything. If you want to achieve, succeed or accomplish ‘anything’ then, I assure you, this list isn’t for you!

  • Never keep your eye on the ball or on anything else that’s going on around you
  • Always expect you’ll fail at anything you do
  • Never ask for help of any kind
  • Always leave important things until the very last minute
  • Never entertain the thought that you have any talents
  • Always complain that everyone else is better off than you are
  • Never consider that any bad luck could have been brought on by you and you alone
  • Always feel sorry for yourself, your circumstances and your constant state of lack in your life
  • Never ever believe in yourself
  • Always remain pessimistic – the glass is Always half empty
  • Never consider that you can shape your own destiny
  • Always dwell on the past and your past failures
  • Never expect that tomorrow could be any better for any reason
  • Always choose to ignore good advice
  • Never eat the right foods, exercise or maintain a healthy lifestyle
  • Always waste your time watching TV & DVDs, Playing Video Games and Drinking Alcohol
  • Never listen to your inner voice or your own conscience
  • Always keep in mind that other people are ‘lucky’ and you are always ‘unlucky’
  • Never learn from your mistakes
  • Always shun responsibility
  • Never Plan ahead for anything
  • Always use your favourite phrases such as ‘Could have’, ‘Would have’, ‘Should have’
  • Never try again once you have tried the first time
  • Always expect the world to make exceptions for you
  • Never have any ambitions or goals
  • Always let new opportunities pass you by
  • Never be fooled by the saying ‘The more you do of what you do the more you get of what you’ve got’
  • Always allow the uninformed negative opinions of others to cloud your judgement
  • Never be fooled into thinking that you can change your circumstances by changing your thoughts
  • Always expect to get something for nothing

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One Response to “The quickest way to Fail at Anything”

  1. I’m delighted! You seem very informed about this topic and it shows. Looking forward to future posts. Cheers!

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